douchebagel
1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Douchebagel
Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.
Yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.
DoucheBagel
Similar to douche bag but it sounds better, and it may be used differently. an absolute definition is a bagel, with douche spread on it. See example
1. Dont be a douchebagel dude!
2. Go eat a douchebagel!
3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?
2. Go eat a douchebagel!
3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?
douchebagel
Eurotrash.
See that dude, he's just a fuckin douchebagel.