douchebag hair

Hair that is overly styled or processed. This includes:
- Spiked up, gelled hair, hardened into what looks like porcupine quills
- Greasy shellacked locks (bonus points if this ends curl)
- A man with longish hair wearing a woman's hairband
- Ridiculous chunky blond highlights
- Emo fringe
- Faux hawks
Etc.