Douche-bag-no-lights
Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off
Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"