Douchebagopolis
It is a place outside of time where one may live or visit that has proven to be the asshole of the world and be populated predominantly with Douchebags--A Cultural Wasteland.
Friend on phone: Hey Bro, I just got back to the States. I should be back in (fill in the blank) in a few hours.
Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.
Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.