douchebaguette
A female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. Thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they're more likely to look like a reject from Jersey Shore.
Jane: Who's the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who's flirting with every guy here?
Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!
Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!
douchebaguette
A French douchebag.
- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.
douchebaguette
The female of the douchebag species.
The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.
The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.
Watch out, here come some guys with popped collars with douchebaguettes on their arms!
douchebaguette
A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.
Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....
S : What a douchebaguette!
S : What a douchebaguette!
douchebaguette
Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.
Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.
Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.
Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.
Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.
Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.
douchebaguette
a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.
I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.
douchebaguette
1. The superlative form of douchebag.
2. An especially delicious type of French bread.
2. An especially delicious type of French bread.
This douchebaguette is spectacular, but the baker who sold it to me was kind of a douchebaguette.