douche bazooka
a person that just annoys the hell out of you with everything that they say
Man Kristian Latta is a douche bazooka.
Douche Bazooka
A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.
"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."