douchebragadocious

when your husbands douche canoe wins the dragonboat races with one paddle without anyone rowing it and the radiation makes the whole crowd vomit in unison and you get divorced after your hair falls out never marry a mormon they plan for your funeral the day you meet them make sure they dont steal your genetics or take any loans out in your name but its a good idea if you have the capacity to be copacetic enough to know that so make sure you look the other way so you maybe can escape being murdered long enough to try and find out the truth so they can hopefully just go back to the hella hoe hoes that they keep locked in their scary worlds and dungeons yay forever a legendary tale of an account of a story that will forever change the paradigm we used to live in. exterminator el robo stalker of stock wheres the brine we wanna marinate before we roast ya ...... seriously where the fuck is my child