douche dart
An imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. Usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. Also, douche dart firers must make the best "dart" noise they can.
I saw Trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and I just had to shoot him with a douche dart.
or
"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"
"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."
or
"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"
"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."