alexander technique

Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is not the technique's intended aim), and the breast and chest puff forward like a cockerel. You can't walk the red carpet in any other way.

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.