Doucheipel
A person who strives all their life to be the highest form of a douche bag, but does not succeed. They follow the acts of other douche bags, thus making them a follower of douche baggery acts.
Dori: He couldn't be more of a douche bag.
Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.
Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.