Douche-kabob
So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.
Douche Kabob
A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.
Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.
douche-kabob
When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.
Ken is such a douche-kabob!
Douche kabob
An attractive person who acts like shit.
Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.
douche kabob
Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.
Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?