Doucheking
The king of all the douches. Preferably male, the doucheking rules all of doucheland with a halfclamped iron fist. The peasants of doucheland always have and always will want to overthrough their king because they are douches too, but they all wish to be the biggest douche of them all.
Douche 1: I am the biggest douche in all the land! Douche 2: Dude he is such a douche! Lets make him king! Douche 3: We'll call him the doucheking!
Master Chief Corny Doucheking
Someone who despite having verry poor taste, some ridiculous habbits, and absolutely funky hair, has a lot of succes in business.
Donald Trum is an MCCD. (Master Chief Corny Doucheking)