Douchelou
The highest order of douche. Someone who appears just as douchie as they act.
Jason: "I slay mad ass up in o-town, I've been pimpin pimpin since pimpin's been pimpin."
Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"
Rose: "Affirmative."
Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"
Rose: "Affirmative."
Douchelation
When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
Douchel
A large amount people who are douches, in numeric terms this would mean a bushel of dumb people.
A measurement of trouble dealing with a higher degree of dirtyness: a douchel of trouble.
A measurement of trouble dealing with a higher degree of dirtyness: a douchel of trouble.
i left the pub and ran into a douchel of collar-popped hipsters
Doucheling
Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.
Douchele
Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.
Carl, quit being such a douchele.
My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.
My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.
Douchelous
To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche
In example
You're being so (re)douchelous!
like (ridiculous)
Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!
You're being so (re)douchelous!
like (ridiculous)
Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!
Douchel Fin
Noun: Short hair styled into a fauxhawk; usually befitting the individual wearing it.
"Check out the guy with all the Ed Hardy, he totally has a Douchel Fin!"