Douchemas
Someone who is more than a douche.
Josh Marshall is a real douchemas.
douchema
The jet propulsion of epic amounts of lakewater up a woman's anus and vagina simultaneously, while also receiving a water spanking from tubing in a sit-in tube, behind a speed boat.
Climb into the tube and I'll go so fast you'll get a douchema that will knock an ovary loose!