Douche Meister
Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy
douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!
Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!
Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
douch meister
The co-leader of a douchnozzel
Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!
der douche meister
The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.