Douchenozzled
The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.
Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.
douchenozzle
someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"
douchenozzle
Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).
note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!
douchenozzle
1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.
2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
during douche.
2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle
douchenozzle
Like a douche, but more fun to say
God Charles, you're such a douchenozzle.
Douchenozzle
A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick
No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle
douchenozzle
1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster
2. A hipster
Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.