doucherary
When you are responsible to do something that you know is going to make you look and feel like a douche. Similar to fiduciary responsibility, except instead of being responsible for money, you are responsible for something that is going to make you a douche bag. Almost always used with "responsibility" after it, because most of us don't want to be a douche, but hey, we've all HAD to pull the douche card at some point.
For instance, being a wingman for your drunk little brother while he's shirtless in a nightlclub is your doucherary responsibility.
It was my douchery responsibility to be a dick to her because she was being a psycho bitch to my friends all night.
When I'm on Spring Break, it is my douchery responsibility to grind on every hottie on the dance floor.
It was my douchery responsibility to be a dick to her because she was being a psycho bitch to my friends all night.
When I'm on Spring Break, it is my douchery responsibility to grind on every hottie on the dance floor.