Douche Rocket
A person who’s douchery has no limits.
Tad said he’s gonna get a neck tattoo of some crow wings, what a fucking douche rocket.
Douche Rocket
Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.
Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket
Douche Rocket
A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.
Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.
Douche Rocket
Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.
Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.
Douche Rocket
The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.
What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.
Douche Rocket
Being a total asshole without any disreguard
John: man, this customer was really mean
Ash: Was he a douche rocket?
John: yea
Ash: Was he a douche rocket?
John: yea
douche rocket
A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.
"Abe you douche rocket!!"