douchespecs
White-rimmed sunglasses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they're celebrities in their own mental prison and look like Elton John in 1974. Usually accompanied by an attitude derived from a Jersey Shore cast member and a '93 Dodge Neon.
"Hey, Phil, see Mike over there?", "Which one's Mike?", "He's the one wearing the douchespecs over there. See?", "Oh, those corny white rim sunglasses?", "No deeh, Ralph. Do you see any other Mike?"