Douche Swoosh
A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.
Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.
Douche Swoosh
Noun: Do-sh S-woo-sh
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.
Ian: Did you see that Beta's haircut.
Mason: No. What was it?
Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.
Mason: No. What was it?
Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.
Douche Swoosh
When someones hair is pushed off to one side giving it the look that the wind just "swooshed" it over to that side.
Hey look that guy was just in the wind...Wait, no he wasn't he's just a faggot with a douche swoosh.
Swoosh Douche
Someone who dresses in all Nike apparel, hence the 'swoosh', and acts like a douche bag.
Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...
Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche
Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche