Douche Yacht
Term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when "douche canoe" or "douche rocketry" does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness).
Congrats, Wayne. You are now officially a douche yacht.
Douche Yacht
Shooting someone with your douche.
Kevin "Yo, last night Devra shot me with her douche after I told her she stank."
Jordan "Daammn yo, you got douche yachted."
Jordan "Daammn yo, you got douche yachted."