douchify
to add malicious comments to in order to make something or someone more douchey
You always douchify me.
Douchify
To denigrate something or someone to its lowest point, usually undeserved.
verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified
noun: douchification
adverb: douchifyingly
verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified
noun: douchification
adverb: douchifyingly
He did douchify the Lord with his blasphemy.
Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown
The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.
Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"
2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*
1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*
1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"