Douchinator
A individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, Douches Maximus, or Douchesaurus Rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.
(ala terminator).. Douchinator scanning.....scanning....garden-variety douche identified.....targeting
douchiner
This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.
Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.
Douchin'
Preforming actions of a Douche; Baggary
Charles was douchin' all over the place.
Douchin'
To douche
Carry was douchin' all night.
Douchineer
Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.
He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!
douchin
To be douchin is to be totally awesome, and is the antonym of douche. I made it up, and with you help it will catch on, trust me.
For example, "That rich bastard was being a total douche before, but he had this totally douchin dog that jumped over a flight of stairs during the hurricane and slid 10 feet! It was the coolest dog ever."
douchin
A word used to describe a total dick. Often used by leekin people. Someone who is "douchin" it up would mean that they are being an extreme douche bag, stuck up, and rude. Another Way it would be used is a way to describe someone on how they look or act.
Andrew is douchin it up.
Ronald Mcdonald is douchin because of his clown suit.
That douchin douche bag stole my catnip!
Hosster is douchin.
Ronald Mcdonald is douchin because of his clown suit.
That douchin douche bag stole my catnip!
Hosster is douchin.