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Depicted deep within the caves of Scotland from the sexual acts of the creature named Douglas. It is said that one's penis or peni (plural) is inserted into the anal cavity of a willing female. The female relaxes her sphincter muscle and excretes. The faeces travel up the penis or peni (plural) hole. The male withdraws his faeces filled penis or peni (plural). Then he deposits the faeces on the females forehead in a snake like pattern. It will often resemble the scar of Harry potter.