douk

Pronounced "duke," someone who has the properties of both a dick and a douche bag. This works especially well as you can name the douk in question as such because they will think you are calling them royalty.

The douk-douk is a French pocketknife of simple sheet-metal construction. It has been manufactured by the M. C. Cognet cutlery firm in Thiers, France, since 1929.