douk
Pronounced "duke," someone who has the properties of both a dick and a douche bag. This works especially well as you can name the douk in question as such because they will think you are calling them royalty.
(After seeing douk leave a table without paying a tip)"Way to be a douk, man"
"Thanks"
"Anytime"
"Thanks"
"Anytime"
douk douk
The douk-douk is a French pocketknife of simple sheet-metal construction. It has been manufactured by the M. C. Cognet cutlery firm in Thiers, France, since 1929.
p1: Thats a sweet pocket knife!
p2: Yo thats my douk douk!
p2: Yo thats my douk douk!