Dounia

Dounia is actually the best person in the world. She is the nicest and sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is so funny you'll have tears running down your face from laughing so hard!

Dounia is amazing, gorgeous- even if she doesn't know it and is extremely nice. People judge her too quickly. She's fun and sexy and amazing.

A Princess from the Allussion Island off the coast of Alaska.

A Dounia only hooks up with boys with nice shoes. A Dounia will be there for you whenever you need her. She will be there for you, but she'll show up looking like a hobo. She'll spend thousands of dollars to look like a hobo. The only way to tell she's not a hobo is by her red lipstick and hobos can't afford lipstick (they have other shit to worry about, like food). A Dounia will pretend to be a homophobe until you get a couple of shots in her, then she will want to "put on a show" with one of her girlfriends all of a sudden. You parents will like her. So will your boyfriend, so don't introduce them.