Alexa's Backpack

1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style

2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background

"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"

~*~

"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."

俚语	alexa's backpack
释义	Alexa's Backpack 1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style 2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background "Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack." "Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?" "Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool." "Pretty cool?" "Well yeah, I mea--" "HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?" "I--" "I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!" ~*~ "Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?" "I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again." "But--" "Never again."
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