dousch bag
1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day
2. A complete fag
3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded
2. A complete fag
3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded
1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."
2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."
3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"
2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."
3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"
dousch bag
a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night
hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny
dousch bag
A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.
Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag
dousch bag
A stupid dumb probably gay person who doesnt do what you want them to do and is annoying sometimes
Carl you dousch bag get those cheetos now! i wont tell you again!
Dousche Bag Dad
When your dad is acting like a dousche bag. : )
Man last night your dousche bag dad really fucked things up.
Dousche Bag Dad
A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.