Douse me
To piss one off while offending them
Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"
Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!
Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!
Douse me
Expression for: Drench me in oil and lit me on fire, cause I don't want to do this anymore.
A: "Hey bro, how's the lecture doing?"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"