doushoes
A pair of douchy shoes, usually worn by douchecanoes. Typical qualities include, but are not limited to fat tongues, tucked laces, bulbous toe caps, and/or generally oversized features.
Shoe Salesman: How about these?
Laura: No, those look like the shoes Kasey has.
Chelsea: Yeah, those are total doushoes.
Laura: No, those look like the shoes Kasey has.
Chelsea: Yeah, those are total doushoes.