Doutch
Doutch is a term used for someone who is both dutch and a douche. It is said to be one of the worst combinations on the planet for obvious reasons. It is commonly mistaken for Doutch-Bag, but this is completely different.
Look at that Doutch! He isn't allowed to vote!
Doutche
That stuff that gets under your toe-nails.
pronounced (dooch)
its funny cuz it sounds like dooche. and kutche and gooche
pronounced (dooch)
its funny cuz it sounds like dooche. and kutche and gooche
I gotta clean out my doutche its starting to smell...
doutch
A woman who, if she were a man, would be considered a douche. A melding of the words "douche" and "bitch". Pronounced DOO-tch. A female who is inconsiderate of others feelings, socially awkward or pretends to be nice while acting mean towards others.
1. You know, she came over and ate 8 slices of our pizza and didn't even offer to help pay for it. She is such a doutch.
2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!
3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!
3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
Doutch-Bag
Doutch-Bag is a prank that started around the late 1930's, but reached it's popularity in the mid 1960's. The prank is when a person or group of people fart in a brown paper bag. After every has took a took a turn, you ask a Doutch to smell the bag by tricking him/her. You must have a clever reason in order for him/her to smell. After he/she smells the bag you have suceeded. Warning: no urinating or making a bowel movement in the bag. This is considered dishonourable and highly frowned upon by many.
He hit my wife. Let's doutch-bag him!