Dovermaniac
An individual so powerful he could fight Jesus with a gaze. Trains in Dovermania (an underground super secret gym in Area 51). He also has the sudden urge for homosexual acts when attending concerts involving the band Def Leopard. The only thing that holds him at bay is his cat (and occasional lover) Pepper. Also is a vegetarian because he’s on a goal to save all the animals from being consumed.
We need the Dovermaniac to single handedly end the crime rate in Detroit