Alex B
Alex is a person who, at times can be, really sound and great lad to be around, however for the majority of his life, he will remain an absolute twat to all as his banter is very dry and crusty and he's constantly nonchalant. Not to mention, his behaviour is often explained due to his insecurity about his willy size. All in all, Alex is just your average lad, perfect for any mandem.
Friend: "Yo Alex, you just ran someone over"
Alex B: "Do I care?"
Alex B: "Do I care?"