dowche
A word which commonly mis-pronounced "douche". Both have the same meaning, although dowche is more notably associated with Alan Garner of "The Hangover" and his pronunciation of words such as "re-tard."
Alan: "what a dowche, look at that re-tard....CLASSIC!"
Phil: "wtf..."
Phil: "wtf..."
dowch
fried sperm served on a sandwich
Haha!! Drew ate that grinder when i put dowch all over it.