DPD
Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.
Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.
DPD
Dwarf police department
Police Officer: DPD
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know
DPD
The Dwarf police department DPD. A strategic, thoughtful, and dangerous police force comprised of little people.
*bang*
Person 1: DPD open up
Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department
Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.
Person 1: DPD open up
Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department
Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.
DPD
"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.
John: I just got a new girlfriend
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.
DPD
Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.
Man, Megatokyo has had six DPDs this month. When will the story continue?
DPD
Designated Pokemon driver.
I really need to catch a Pikachu, I wish I had a DPD.
DPD
Dead Parents disorder. A serious case where one or more of your parents are dead
Batman has a serious case of DPD