Drabiscuitphobia

The fear of biscuits, especially dry ones. It’s not a biscuit if it’s crumbling, it’s just a cracker?!?! Whatever you do, never bring up dry biscuits around this person because they’ll make it personal and come for ya head. Mention of biscuits is followed by Bubba Rage. Common people with this fear are named Isaiah, Bubba, and Ichoke.