draining the moat
v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.
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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.
Sorry?
I need to take my corgi for a walk.
Pardon?
It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.
Are you coming on to me?
No my majesty!
Pity.
Sorry?
I need to take my corgi for a walk.
Pardon?
It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.
Are you coming on to me?
No my majesty!
Pity.
Drain the castle moat
When you have to empty your badder
I have to drain the castle moat.
Urinate urination
Urinate urination