Drama Couch
A situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.
Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!
Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!
Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!