Dramasturbate
Pleasuring yourself whilst crying, screaming, or any other extreme emotion
After my girlfriend broke up with me I was such a mess that I went home and dramasturbated.
dramasturbation
.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.
"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".
Dramasturbating
The action of masturbating to an opera, at an opera, or while playing in an opera.
Child in the Crowd at an Opera: Mommy, whats he doing?
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!