Dramasturbating
The action of masturbating to an opera, at an opera, or while playing in an opera.
Child in the Crowd at an Opera: Mommy, whats he doing?
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!
dramasturbation
.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.
"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".
Dramasturbate
Pleasuring yourself whilst crying, screaming, or any other extreme emotion
After my girlfriend broke up with me I was such a mess that I went home and dramasturbated.