dramatextual
A person who insists on over reacting to the most mundane of texts. A dramatextual makes everything a problem and always reads into messages with an irrational viewpoint. Dramatextuals interpret short texts received as being terse, abrupt, or uncaring. Long texts received are perceived as condescending, and as though the sender is lecturing. Either way, expect drama from a dramatextual.
No matter how I respond to her, she takes offense and starts lighting my phone up with crazy texts. She is such a dramatextual.