drcreeper360
A god amongst men; he gets all the bitches. This absolute behemoth of a male makes all women in a 45 mile radius wet just by existing. No mere mortal can compare to *the* DrCreeper360. He rejected his humanity and became the ultimate life form.
Guy one: “man, I wish I was DrCreeper360”
Guy two: “yeah, my wife much prefers him to me”
Mysterious figure: “don’t you talk about me you son of a bitch”
Guy 1 and 2: “wh-who said that?”
DrCreeper360: “it’s me, the light bringer”
Guy two: “yeah, my wife much prefers him to me”
Mysterious figure: “don’t you talk about me you son of a bitch”
Guy 1 and 2: “wh-who said that?”
DrCreeper360: “it’s me, the light bringer”