Drewsius Powersium
1. (noun) Latin name: Drewsius Powersium. A rare and intriguing species of ridiculously handsome young men commonly found in the Pacific Northwest, a typical Drewsius Powersium will spend much of his day at various musical endeavors, including (but not limited to):
-trombone
-bass
-harmonica
-guitar
-didgeridoo
-possibly ukelele.
His main diet consists of toast, juice, 1% milk, and the pizza he fashions while miraculously working his opposable thumbs. Half-nocturnal, one might, in a moment of extreme good luck, bear witness to the nightly mating call this species will sometimes make on their primitive cellular apparatuses.
-trombone
-bass
-harmonica
-guitar
-didgeridoo
-possibly ukelele.
His main diet consists of toast, juice, 1% milk, and the pizza he fashions while miraculously working his opposable thumbs. Half-nocturnal, one might, in a moment of extreme good luck, bear witness to the nightly mating call this species will sometimes make on their primitive cellular apparatuses.
(Jeff Corwin): And here we have a specimen of Drewsius Powersium... careful, it's a testy critter! Ohps, he got my finger..
Ahh man, so we went on this camping trip down in Portland, and I SWEAR we almost ran into a Drewsius Powersium! Scariest moment of my life, dude, i'm tellin' ya, he was all ready to own up on my ass.
Ahh man, so we went on this camping trip down in Portland, and I SWEAR we almost ran into a Drewsius Powersium! Scariest moment of my life, dude, i'm tellin' ya, he was all ready to own up on my ass.