Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice
A delicious concoction of sweet tea, cranberry juice, orange juice, Hawaiian punch, sprite, apples, limes, and oranges invented by Dr. Ryan Fleming, a word renown organic chemist and Peruvian drug lord. It fucks people up. End of story.
"OMG Jenny, when I went to that fRaT PaRtY lAsT nIgHt, i blacked out drinking Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice and got a 28 man train run on me."