Alex Ovechkin
Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.
He is also very creepy looking.
He is also very creepy looking.
Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"
Alex Ovechkin
A slang word commonly used to describe someone who is the equivalent of a dirty Communist clitoris.
-"Dude don't be such an Alex Ovechkin!"
-"I was called an Alex Ovechkin once. Worst insult of my life. I felt bad about myself for weeks. I don't want to be compared to some dirty, dishonest Communist."
-"I was called an Alex Ovechkin once. Worst insult of my life. I felt bad about myself for weeks. I don't want to be compared to some dirty, dishonest Communist."
alex Ovechkin
A russian hockey player who plays for the Washington Capitals and is the best to ever walk the world.
Name used when something amazing and unexpected happens like the man himself.
Name used when something amazing and unexpected happens like the man himself.
Dude! Did you see that Alex Ovechkin!
Alex Ovechkin kicks ass.
Alex Ovechkin kicks ass.
Alex Ovechkin
He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.
Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.
Alex Ovechkin
He’s better than Crosby and you know it Penguins fans! Ovechkin is the greatest russian hockey player of all time. He’s got over 650 goals and isn’t even 35 yet. Commonly referred to as Great 8 or Ovi by Capitals fans, who is the reigning Stanley Cup champion team.
Phil: Did you see the Capitals game last night? Oh my god another hat trick for Alex Ovechkin!
Rick: Take that Penguins fans!
Rick: Take that Penguins fans!