sausage dripping
The act of jacking off when cooking
John: Dude I was sausage dripping when making eggs this morning so i know it will be a good one
dripping sausage
When you pee and you can't quite get all the pee out, so it just drips
"Dude did you piss yourself?"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"