driving like he shit his pants
driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants
Drive-by hi
When someone walks or runs by, saying hi and then bye while doing so.
"HI John, bye John!"
"Nice drive-by hi"
"Nice drive-by hi"
Drive-by Hi
When you know you owe a friend a hello, but you don't have alot of time to stop and chat.
"Hey, have you seen Debbie lately?"
"Well, I pulled a drive-by hi yesterday"
"That's not enough time to soak in her awesomeness!"
"Yeah, but I was late to court"
"Well, I pulled a drive-by hi yesterday"
"That's not enough time to soak in her awesomeness!"
"Yeah, but I was late to court"