Driving Truck
To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.
"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."
gotta drive truck
when i guy is masterbaiting.
Trevor says,"courtnie I've gotta drive my truck."
(aka masterbait)hes gotta go drive the truck Im sorry i have to go but ive gotta drive truck.
(aka masterbait)hes gotta go drive the truck Im sorry i have to go but ive gotta drive truck.
Driving the truck to Jersey
The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
Truck Driving
Wearing dress or non-athletic socks with athletic shoes usually black mid calf socks and shorts.
I am embarrassed since my father is always truck driving when he comes to watch me play soccer on a hot day
who drives a truck on Friday
No one drives truck on a Friday.
who drives a truck on Friday
Driving a Salt Truck
(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.
Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.
drive the dump truck
Driving the dump truck is seth/lance language for going to the bathroom for an longer-than-normal time. Sometimes we call it just "driving the truck".
Seth: Let's get this last set of squats in before I have to drive the dump truck
Lance: damnit...
Lance: damnit...