Alex Syndrome

The definition of a person who is a softie but bullys yu at the same time and is a hypocrite. <3

Alex James Syndrome: occurs once select patient is put in social circle he/she is comfortable with and transforms into a massive egoist/ cheese enthusiast

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.