drool amnesty
n. Generally a player on a rival team so attractive that it would be impossible NOT to lust after them.
A prime example (for Madridistas, at least) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.
See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.
See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers